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Post by * calvin & hobbes. on Apr 23, 2007 14:52:10 GMT -5
[/b] he shouted as a yellow worm wriggled around in his hand. "It's a pickleworm!" Calvin stared into his palms in astonishment. "It only lives about thirty days. We're lucky this one's still around for us to see him."Hobbes rolled his eyes and walked forward through the trees, leaves and vines. "No offense, Calvin," Hobbes said pausing while ducking under a branch. "I don't care much."It wasn't often that Calvin and Hobbes went on an excursion through the jungle. But the pages of this particular book were lined in shiny gold ink. What six-year-old can avoid gold -- or anything shiny for that matter?[/size][/ul] |
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Post by res__GIR on Apr 23, 2007 16:28:04 GMT -5
A six-year-old couldn't avoid anything shiny, and neither could an alien robot with the mind of a six-year-old, apparently. Gir raced through the forest wildly, dog costume on, screaming incoherently at the top of his lungs. Every once in a while a word like 'run!' or 'jungle!' or 'spider baby!' could just barely be discerned, but other than that it seemed to be gibberish. All animals took flight as he ran by, birds to the sky, and even large predators heading off into the bushes. It seemed that Gir would never stop running and yelling. The noise rang through the trees like some sort of siren.
And then suddenly it stopped. Why? Well, Gir was face down in the mud. He had tripped over a rock, and was still for a few minutes. Then the sound of voices reached his ears and he jumped up, looking around excitedly for the people who were talking. He quickly pinpointed there position and ran towards them, full speed. He dug his heels into the ground when he arrived, and went right in between the tiger and the kid, nearly crashing into the tree.
Turning back to the others, panting wildly even though he had no lungs. He simply stared at the them... Well, stared as best he could. His pupils sort of face different directions. |
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Post by » s t i t c h ; on Apr 23, 2007 16:50:29 GMT -5
Stitch and his buddy Leroy were barreling along through the forest. The two little tornados broke through trees, scattered leaf piles, destroyed bushes and even scared off a lurking wolf. Not just any wolf, the big bad wolf.
Just then, Leroy stuck out his leg in front of Stitch, causing the small blue alien to trip and barrel into a log. At this, Leroy laughed maniacly. Stitch sat up, shaking some grass and mud from his blue pelt. Stitch snarled and launched himself at Leroy, turning into a rolling flurry of colour and claws.
At the moment Gir fell in the mud, the two snarling aliens burst into the clearing from a bush. Finally they pulled away from each other, growling menacingly. Stitch noticed the bug Calvin was holding and went over to sniff it, gazing intently at it. |
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Post by * calvin & hobbes. on Apr 23, 2007 16:57:30 GMT -5
[/b] whispered Hobbes, out of the side of his mouth. "Unless you'd enjoy being monster food."They ran, not really running to anywhere specific besides away. It wasn't until a small, odd looking dog almost smacked into the tree between them that they stopped. "Some monster, Hobbes," said Calvin, rolling his eyes. It was because of his eye roll that Calvin saw a mix to blue and red. He stepped behind Hobbes and pushed him forward. "If you can keep the monsters from under my bed away, you can get rid of them, too!"[/size][/ul] |
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Post by res__GIR on Apr 23, 2007 17:11:04 GMT -5
Gir twitched slightly, still staring at the tiger and the kid. Then he took a step closer. He was still panting. His eye twitched. And then he seemed to explode- all of a sudden huge amounts of noise were emitted from his mouth, all various forms of the word 'hi' in different languages and everything. Then he stopped abruptly to turn at the fighting blue and red things. However, he didn't appreciate that the little boy seemed to find them more interesting than him. Who could be more interesting than Gir!? He would have to get their attention back.
In order to do that, Gir started jumping up and down wildly. "Hey look at me! Look at me! I was scary first! Grr! Look I'm ferocious! Look! Looooook!" He continued to repeat things like that, waving his arms over his head. Slowly his cries for attention seemed to be getting more and more desperate; if they didn't pay attention to him soon, it could erupt into a full out temper tantrum. |
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Post by » s t i t c h ; on Apr 23, 2007 17:18:41 GMT -5
Stitch stopped poking the bug and glanced at the.... the thing that was making such a ruckus. He held up a hand and grinned oddly. "Aloha Cousin!" Stitch called, waving to both the thing and the two off to the side. "Ooooh... shiny!" He said suddenly, noticing a penny on the ground.
Leroy was still laughing when he noticed the crowd. He scrunched his face up slightly and snarled, raising a fist. He then pounced on Gir, growling. |
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Post by * calvin & hobbes. on Apr 23, 2007 17:24:43 GMT -5
[/b] he shouted. Hobbes let out a heavy sigh before taking Calvin by the back of his collar, lifting him, and dangling him over the ground about three feet in the air. There seemed to be so much going on all at once. It was rather odd that such a secluded place like the jungle could be crawling with action. Calvin swung his left foot at the red... thing. "Hi-yah!" he yelled, boldly. "I know karate..." He hit the ground with a thud after being dropped by Hobbes who was laughing at his own antics.[/size][/ul] |
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Post by res__GIR on Apr 23, 2007 17:35:11 GMT -5
Gir was about to lose it when Stitch offered his hand. He grabbed it and shook vigorously, a lot more violently than necessary. "I'm Giiiir!" He shouted in his shrill voice. Gir watched Stitch bend over to look at the penny. Before Gir could argue with Stitch that the penny was HIS, Leroy pounced. Taken completely by surprise, Gir was knocked backwards and pinned to the ground my the alien. After realising what had happened, Gir started to kick wildly and shriek like some sort of bird.
He saw the tiger and the boy off doing their own little thing... It was very crowded. Gir liked it. It kept him entertained. But for now he had to deal with the thing on him. He jerked violently and spazzmodically every few seconds, trying to shake it off. |
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Post by » s t i t c h ; on Apr 23, 2007 17:41:06 GMT -5
Stitch was unshaken by Gir's violent shaking, as he was so strong. He glanced up, leaving the penny alone. The little blue koala-like thing began to drag Leroy off of Gir. "Leroy!" Stitch growled, finally getting his buddy away from Gir.
Leroy was spitting and and growling, but kind of playfully in a devilish, demented sort of way. "Naga!" He growled as he was dragged backwards.
Stitch shoved Leroy in a tree hollow and looked back at Gir. "M- My name ish Stitch." He replied. He was quiet proud that his english vocabulary was improving. Stitch didn't seem to notice the tiger and the boy, though Leroy had. |
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Post by * calvin & hobbes. on Apr 23, 2007 17:52:26 GMT -5
[/i] Hobbes stared with a dazed expression of his face, where as Calvin was no longer very scared but was rooting for the robo-dog, so called Giiiir. Or maybe it was just Gir. But that wasn't enough for Calvin, nothing was ever enough for Calvin. He bent over to get a rock that he was planning to throw, but Hobbes had other ideas. "PUNT!" shouted Hobbes, as he kicked Calvin in the butt, sending him into the center of sure doom; that's be the middle of this here fight.[/size][/ul] |
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Post by res__GIR on Apr 23, 2007 18:06:37 GMT -5
Gir hopped to his feet as soon as he was free, growling 'menacingly' and hopping from side to side as though challenging someone to attack him. However, when Stitch introduced himself he stopped suddenly and stared blankly for awhile, his pupils facing opposite directions, his tongue sticking out... A string of drool dripped from his mouth and he was silent for a while. It looked a bit like he was in some sort of trance. Then suddenly he had another energy burst and start running around like crazy. Unfortunately, that was exactly when Hobbes 'punted' Calvin.
Once again, Gir was squished to the ground by a body. He scrabbled desperately at the ground, even though he didn't really mind all that much. He just needed to be more mobile to entertain himself properly. |
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Post by » s t i t c h ; on Apr 23, 2007 18:14:10 GMT -5
Stitch watched as Gir raced around and around. He then took a bite out of a tree trunk out of boredome. He grinned and glanced at Leroy.
Leroy got himself free and tackled Gir and Calvin in a fit of maniacle laughter. He bit down on Gir's arm rather softly.
Stitch glared at Leroy but didn't make an effort to stop them.
((whee awsome post eh? XD)) |
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Post by * calvin & hobbes. on Apr 23, 2007 18:22:48 GMT -5
[/b] Hobbes stared, with an almost worried face. "You ok, Calvin?" he questioned. "You sound like a sheep." A small smile crossed his face and a light laugh passed through his mouth. [[ no worries; mine's badish, too ]][/size][/ul] |
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Post by res__GIR on Apr 23, 2007 18:39:19 GMT -5
Gir struggled to get to the pile, but to no avail. He may have been stronger than a normal human, but he was still quite small. Gir squealed at being bitten; how dare it! That was when Gir went in to serious mode. Or, well... no, he wasn't really serious. Just more serious than before. He jumped up and headed in the direction of Leroy, kung-fu style, arms out, one leg straight, the other bent. He looked as if he was going to jump at Leroy, but at the last minute shot away and hid behing a tree. He peaked out to see the tiger leaning over the kid looking worried, Stitch eyeing Leroy diaspprovingly, and Leroy still glaring at him. |
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Post by » s t i t c h ; on Apr 23, 2007 18:58:29 GMT -5
Stitch blinked at Gir. He guessed Leroy was pretty menacing. He shrugged and went after a pretty red beetle. His beady black eyes wide with wonder. "Ooooh.." He murmered, poking it.
Leroy bared his yellow teeth at Gir but chose not to chase after him. He gazed at the boy and the tiger. "Rawrr..." He growled. |
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